Spongebob

This is probably one of the longest articles. Fasten your seatbelts, kids.

Spongebob is an emo faggot with a best friend named Patrick Star.

He is a crybaby over the fact that Squidward loves Luigi because he is secretly homosexual, and has a crush on SQUIDWERD.

Spongebob is notable for being a Goofy Goober, sometimes smokes pot and cuts himself.



Patrick
Are you retarded? I just mentioned that he was his 'best friend'.

They are both confirmed Goofy Goobers, got their hamburger-like boat stolen (possibly a reference to a Krabby Patty) in the movie, forced theirselves not to scream 'GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH' somewhere when the music was playing, although 2 random retards (attached to each other) screamed it instead and the Punk Fish (whatever) was like, WHICH ONE OF YOU BABIES- Oh, I can't fucking do it anymore.

LOLOLOLOLOLRZ

Luigi's Basement
Spongebob has been in Luigi's Basement, surprisingly found Barbie Dolls and Squidward Figures. (Painted on with hearts, obviously by yours truly, even though Luigi doesn't love him back.)